MR COOL GUY is out now!
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Alt-pop artist, Matilda Pearl has dropped her new single, MR COOL GUY. To celebrate the release, the singer has shared with MILKY five things she hates about modern dating.
"It’s not overly deep or profound. Modern dating sucks and I’ve dated some absolute douches. I wrote MR COOL GUY after this dude took me out on a first date with his ex girlfriend third wheeling the whole time. What a cool guy," the singer shares. "I think up until now I’ve been a bit polite with my sonic choices, but now I’ve got the courage to really commit. It’s a taste of what’s to come.”
SO WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN?
The small talk kills me. If I have to go on one more date and hear about how many siblings some dude has and what he does for fun, I might implode.
FIGURING OUT MY 'DATING GOALS’ OR ‘SHORT-TERM, OPEN TO LONG’ -
Like yeah no duh James, isn’t that what we’re all doing? Just say you’re an emotionally unavailable love bomber.
SITUATIONSHIPS
When did we get so scared of commitment? If you don’t want to put a ring on it after two weeks then move on by please. I can’t get my head around ‘seeing someone’ for like 6 months with no ‘what are we?’ chat. No thanks, I’d prefer not to go insane.
FRIENDS TO LOVERS
Datings apps have RUINED the friends to lovers arc. It’s so bizarre to me that we meet someone online and then immediately start dating. Like, huh, I don’t even know you? I want those months or even years of building romantic tension between friends.
DATING APP PROMPTS -
I’m sorry but they’re actually the ickiest thing ever. If I see one more man tell me he’d fall for me if I tripped him I’m going to burn my phone.
MR COOL GUY is out now!
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